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These sayings come on 2 different stamps (sold together) so you can stamp one on the outside of the card, and one inside! Or one on the top, one on the bottom... you decide! And for most of them, you can use just 1/2 the saying for a more traditional touch. |
Note: Images shown not actual size. Please refer to stamp dimensions for actual size.
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How Much Chocolate? - 3113 + 2½" W x ½" H - TOP 1½" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Old Bites - 3206 +
2" W x ½" H - TOP 2¾" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM) Pairs nicely with "Dentures" (Miscellaneous)
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You, However, Do - 1807 + 3" W x ½" H - TOP 2" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Couldn't Have Done It - 1622 + 3" W x ½" H - TOP 2½" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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SALE - 1623 1½" W x 1" H - TOP 1½" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Way Around Kitchen - 1625 + 2" W x ¾" H - TOP 3" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)
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Another Birthday? - 1608 + 2¾" W x ½" H - TOP 2½" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Get a Room - 1628 + 2½" W x 1" H - TOP 2½" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Priorities - 1012 + 1¾" W x 1¼" H - TOP 1½" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Act Blonde - 1511 + 2½" W x 1" H - TOP 2" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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History of Chocolate - 1504 + 3" W x ¾" H - TOP 2½" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Green Bananas - 1525 + 3" W x ½" H - TOP 2¾" W x 1¼" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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An Apple a Day - 1324 + 2½" W x 1" H - TOP 2" W x 1¼" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Big Deal - 1503 + 2¾" W x ¾" H - TOP 3¼" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Unrecognizable - 1501 + 3¾" W x 1¾" H - TOP 2¼" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Birthday Wrinkles - 1213 + 2¼" W x ¾" H - TOP 2¾" W x 1¼" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Kept My Figure - 1210 + 2¾" W x ½" H - TOP 2¼" W x 1½" H - BOTTOM $ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)
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Birthday Wedgies - 1204 + 2½" W x 1" H - TOP 3" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Test Mailbox - 1222 + 2¼" W x 1" H - TOP 2" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)
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Forgot to Remember - 1120 + 2¾" W x 1" H - TOP 2¾" W x 1¼" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Age Wisdom - 0501 + 3" W x ¾" H - TOP 3½" W x 1¼" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Set It Free - 0503 + 3¼" W x ½" H - TOP 3½" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)
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Vacuum Dust - 0526 + 3" W x 1½" H - TOP 3¼" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Thanksgiving Family - 0517 + 3¾" W x 1" H - TOP 3¼" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Getting Old - 0527 + 2½" W x 1" H - TOP ¾" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Not Counting - 3210 +
1½" W x ½" H - TOP 1¾" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)
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Bump in the Night - 2217 + 2" W x ½" H - TOP 2" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Intervention - 0714 + 3½" W x 1½" H - TOP 4" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Laugh Lines - 2515 + 2¼" W x ¾" H - TOP 2½" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Give/Receive - 0704 + 3¾" W x 1" H - TOP 3½" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Hear What I Hear - 0715 3¾" W x ½" H - TOP 3¾" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Hot Flashes - 1019 2¾" W x ¾" H - TOP 3¼" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Haven't Written - 0728 + 3" W x ½" H - TOP 2" W x ½" H - BOTTOM $ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)
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Entomologist - 0730 + 3" W x ½" H - TOP 2¾" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM) Pairs nicely with "Get Well Soon" (Sentiments) & Bug designs (Bugs)
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Stressed Out - 0707 2" W x 1¼" H - TOP 2½" W x 1¼" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM) Use with Smudged Fingerprint (Misc.) for a fun look!
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Organ Dibs - 0813 + 2¼" W x 1" H - TOP 2" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Prozac Family - 0816 2¾" W x ¾" H - TOP 3" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Roses are Red - 0802 2" W x 1" H - TOP 3" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)
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Fine Wine - 0809 2¾" W x ¾" H - TOP 3" W x 1¼" H - BOTTOM $ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)
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Grown Up - 0810 3¼" W x 1½" H - TOP 2" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Getting Bitter - 0820 + 3½" W x ¾" H - TOP 2½" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Tragic Easter - 0803
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2¾" W x 1" H - TOP 2¾" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Favorite Child - 0804 + 2¾" W x 1" H - TOP 2½" W x 1¾" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Irish Luck - 0812 + 2¾" W x 1" H - TOP 2½" W x 1½" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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The Whole Dirt - 0817 + 2¾" W x 1½" H - TOP 1¾" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)
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Gratuity Enclosed - 1212 2¼" W x ½" H - TOP 2¼" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)
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Well-Grounded - 1009 4¼" W x ¾" H - TOP 2½" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Glamorous Me - 1115 + 2¼" W x 1½" H - TOP 2" W x 1¼" H - BOTTOM $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)
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Shake My Nerves - 1302 3¼" W x ¾" H - TOP 3" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)
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Speedy Recovery - 1020 + 3½" W x 1½" H - TOP 3½" W x ¾" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Too Late for Cake - 1101 3" W x 1" H - TOP 2¾" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)
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State of Mind - 1103 2½" W x 1" H - TOP 2½" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)
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Neighborhood Watch - 1108 + 3¼" W x 1" H - TOP 3½" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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Easter Fun -
1121
2½" W x 1" H - TOP 3¼" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)
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You Are Here - 1107 1" W x ¾" H - TOP 1½" W x 1¼" H - BOTTOM $ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)
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How Do I Love Thee? - 1021 + 2¼" W x 1" H - TOP 2¼" W x 1" H - BOTTOM $ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)
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(M) is mounted / (UM) is unmounted
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