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Funny Sayings

Note: Images shown not actual size. Please refer to stamp dimensions for actual size.

See also, Fractured Funnies™, Limerinks™ & Signatures

Singles

Queen - 0138 +

3½" W x 2" H

$ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)

 Stamp Hostage - 0521

2¼" W x 2" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Mother's Wisdom - 1026 

2¾" W x 2" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

See "Retiring"

Father's Wisdom - 1028 

2¾" W x 2" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

See "Retiring"

 Scrapbook Hostage - 0505

2" W x 2" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

See "Retiring"

Sister's Wisdom - 1027 

2¾" W x 2" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

See "Retiring"

Brother's Wisdom - 1029 

2¾" W x 2" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

See "Retiring"

Play Doctor - 1223  

2¼" W x 1½" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! 

Sore Loser - 1211 

2½" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

In Lieu - 1002 

2¾" W x 1¾" H 

$ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM)

Mad Money - 1817

1¾" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Gardeners Soil Plants - 1011 

2½" W x 1" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Book Mark Disclaimer - 1024 +

2" W x 4½" H 

$ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)

One of Those Lives? - 1303

2¾" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Voodoo Doll - 1221 +  

2¼" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Your (Sic) - 1205 

2½" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Snits Happen - 1514

2" W x ½" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Drop a Vine - 1018 

2" W x 1" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

See "Retiring"

Pair with monkey (Animals - Land)

Chocolate Could Buy - 1507

2¼" W x 1" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

You're Ripe! - 1529 +

2" W x 1" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Use with any fruit (Food)

 Cherry On Top - 1714 

1¾" W x ½" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Use with our Ice Cream Stack (Food)

Who Needs Anemones? - 1531 +

2¾" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Use with any of our sea creatures (Animals - Sea)

Fin-tastic Day - 1524 

1" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Gobble, Gobble - 1512 +

2¼" W x 1¾" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Spring Bloomers - 1113 +

3" W x 1½" H 

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

Emergency Stamping Network - 1624

3" W x 2" H 

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

Exercise Routine - 1626 +

2¾" W x 1¾" H 

$ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM)

Sending Because - 1603

2¼" W x 3" H 

$ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM)

 Ink and Drive - 1614

1¾" W x 1" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

    Over The Hill - 1615 +

1¾" W x 1" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Best Buds - 1611 +

2" W x 1½" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Hugs & Fishes - 1612

1" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Bugs & Kisses - 1610 +

1" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Speedo - 1616

2" W x 1" H 

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

Doubles - Use alone or together
TEA-rific Day - 0516 +

2¼" W x 1" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 Teacup - 1708 +

1¼" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Bean Border - 0430 +

2" W x 1¼" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Cool Beans - 0435 +

1¾" W x 1" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Give Peas - 0514 +

2¼" W x ¾" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 Pea Pod - 0618 +

2" W x 1½" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Golf Ball - 0617 +

1½" W x 2¼" H 

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 TEErific Day - 0520 +

2¼" W x 1" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)
Get Whale Soon - 0801 +

2½" W x ¾" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Whale - 0415 +

1¾" W x 1½" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Hippo - 0611 +

1¾" W x 2" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Hippo Hooray - 1010  +

1½" W x 1¾" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

See "Retiring"

Armadillo Short - 1216  

2" W x 1½" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! 

Armadillo - 0902 

2" W x 1½" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

The Dirt - 0518 +

1½" W x 1" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 Temporarily Unavailable. Sorry!

Dirt Pile - 0630 +

1¾" W x 2½" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Miss Your Day? - 1016 +

2¼" W x 2" H 

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! 

 Silly Bird - 0916 +

1½" W x 1¾" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Pig - 0326 +

1¾" W x 1¾" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Cookie Ransom - 0708 +

2½" W x 2¼" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Carrots Your Birthday - 1015 +

2¼" W x 1¾" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! 

Carrot - 0921 +

1" W x 1½" H 

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

Making Angels - 1424 +

2¾" W x 2½" H 

$ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM)

Dust Angels - 1217 +

2¼" W x 1½" H 

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! 

Never Sent Flours  - 1418 +

2¼" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Flour - 1417 +

2" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Chick - 0624 +

1½" W x 2" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Little Cheeper - 1509 +

2¼" W x 1¼" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Without You - 1523 +

1¾" W x 1¾" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Use also with Ballerina or Ballerina Hippo (see below)

 Flamingo - 0923 +

1¼" W x 2¼" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Ties - 0103 +

2¼" W x 1¾" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

Only Have Ties - 1513 +

1¾" W x ¾" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Purse-onally - 1515 +

2¼" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Purse Border - 0919 +

2¾" W x 1¼" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Fingerprint - 0709 +

¾" W x 1" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

Little Thumb Thing - 1510 +

1¾" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Party Raccoon - 1715 +

1½" W x 2" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Raccoon It's Your Day - 1604 +

2¼" W x ¾" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

How Have You Bean? - 1618

1½" W x 1" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Jelly Bean - 1620

½" W x ¾" H 

$ 3.50 (M) / $2.63 (UM)
Flasher - 2503 +

2¼" W x 2¾" H

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

 

He's Not Irish - 2506 +

1½" W x 1¼" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 
Triples - Mix & Match!

Long Time No Sea - 1110 +

2¾" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Seal - 0911 +

2" W x 2" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Don't forget the Seal Stand & Beach Ball too! (Beach)

Seal Crazy - 1317 +

1½" W x 1½" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)
Elephant - 2513 +

1¾" W x 2" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Gray Wrinkled Thing - 1508   

2" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

 Manatee - 0416

2¼" W x 1¼" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Happy Belated Birthday - 0248 +

3¼" W x ¾" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Cow - 0914  +

2¾" W x 2" H 

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 Better Late - 0806 +

2½" W x 1¾" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Many Mower - 1201 +

2" W x ¾" H 

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 Lawn Mower - 0711 +

1¾" W x 1¾" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Mower Love - 0710 +

2½" W x 1" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

How in the Hill? - 0723 +

1¾" W x 1¼" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Ant Hill - 0718

2¾" W x 1½" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Ant - 0609 +

½" W x ½" H

$ 3.00 (M) / $2.25 (UM)
Real Fungi - 0716 +

2¼" W x ½" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

Temporarily unavailable as complete set. 

See "Seconds"

Mushrooms - 0413 +

All approximately 1" W x 1¼" H  / Set of 3

$ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM)

Real Fun-Gal - 1007 +

2½" W x ¾" H 

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

Terribbit Day - 0513

2½" W x 1" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Frog - 0127 +

1¾" W x 1½" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Time's Fun - 1112 

2¼" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Pecked for You - 1127  +

1¾" W x 1¼" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Chickens - 0908 +

All approximately 1½" W x 1¾" H  / Set of 3

$ 9.75 (M) / $7.31 (UM)

Chicken On You - 1321 +

2¾" W x ½" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Snail - 0104 +

1¼" W x 1½" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 Express Mail - 0726

2¼" W x ½" H

$ 3.50 (M) / $2.63 (UM)

Turtle - 0135

1½" W x 1½" H

$ 4.25 (M) / $3.19 (UM)

Owl's It Goin'? - 1305 +

2" W x ½" H 

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 Owl - 0929 +

1½" W x 1½" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Owl Always Love You - 1310 +

1½" W x 1" H 

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

Phew And Far - 1322 +

3" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Skunk - 0924 +

2" W x 2" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

It Stinks - 1220 +

2" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Tanking of You - 1304 +

2¼" W x ¾" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Tank - 1313 +

2¼" W x 1¼" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) 

Many Tanks - 1312 +

2" W x ¾" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Have An Ice Day - 1315 +

2" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Penguins - 0920 +

All approximately 1" W x 1¼" H  / Set of 3

$ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)

Ice Cube - 1406 +

1" W x 1" H 

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

Your Support - 1519 +

1¾" W x 1" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Brassiere - 0712 +

1¾" W x 1½" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Couple Belongs - 0721 +

3¼" W x 1" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Coordinates with Happy Anniversary (Occasions)

Rabbit - 0917 +

1½" W x 1¾" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Some Bunny Sometime - 1607 +

2½" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 Bunny - 0116

1" W x 1" H

$ 3.50 (M) / $2.63 (UM)
Ballerina - 1706 +

1½" W x 2¼" H 

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

Tutu-ly Fun - 1521 +

1¾" W x 1" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Ballerina Hippo - 1722 +

2" W x 2¼" H

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

A "+" indicates that a sample is available in the gallery. Please click image for a preview.

(M) is mounted / (UM) is unmounted

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