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Funny Sayings
Note: Images shown not actual size. Please refer to stamp dimensions for actual size.
See also, Fractured Funnies™, Limerinks™ & Signatures
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Queen - 0138 + 3½" W x 2" H $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM) |
Stamp Hostage -
0521
2¼" W x 2" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
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Mother's Wisdom - 1026 2¾" W x 2" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
Father's Wisdom - 1028 2¾" W x 2" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
Scrapbook Hostage -
0505
2" W x 2" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
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Sister's Wisdom - 1027 2¾" W x 2" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
Brother's Wisdom - 1029 2¾" W x 2" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
Play Doctor - 1223 2¼" W x 1½" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! |
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Sore Loser - 1211 2½" W x 1¼" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
In Lieu - 1002 2¾" W x 1¾" H $ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM) |
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Mad Money - 1817 1¾" W x ¾" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Gardeners Soil Plants - 1011 2½" W x 1" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
Book Mark Disclaimer - 1024 + 2" W x 4½" H $ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM) |
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One of Those Lives? - 1303 2¾" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Voodoo Doll - 1221 + 2¼" W x ¾" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
Your (Sic) - 1205 2½" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
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Snits Happen - 1514 2" W x ½" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
Drop a Vine - 1018 2" W x 1" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) Pair with monkey (Animals - Land) |
Chocolate Could Buy - 1507 2¼" W x 1" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
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You're Ripe! - 1529 + 2" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) Use with any fruit (Food) |
Cherry On Top - 1714
1¾" W x ½" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) Use with our Ice Cream Stack (Food) |
Who Needs Anemones? - 1531 + 2¾" W x ¾" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) Use with any of our sea creatures (Animals - Sea) |
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Fin-tastic Day - 1524 1" W x 1¼" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Gobble, Gobble - 1512 + 2¼" W x 1¾" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
Spring Bloomers - 1113 + 3" W x 1½" H $ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM) |
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Emergency Stamping Network - 1624 3" W x 2" H $ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM) |
Exercise Routine - 1626 + 2¾" W x 1¾" H $ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM) |
Sending Because - 1603 2¼" W x 3" H $ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM) |
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Ink and Drive - 1614 1¾" W x 1" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
Over The Hill - 1615 + 1¾" W x 1" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
Best Buds - 1611 + 2" W x 1½" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
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Hugs & Fishes - 1612 1" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Bugs & Kisses - 1610 + 1" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Speedo - 1616 2" W x 1" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
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Doubles - Use alone or together |
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TEA-rific Day -
0516
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2¼" W x 1" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
Teacup -
1708 +
1¼" W x 1¼" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
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Bean Border - 0430
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2" W x 1¼" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Cool Beans - 0435
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1¾" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
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Give Peas - 0514
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2¼" W x ¾" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
Pea Pod - 0618
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2" W x 1½" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
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Golf Ball - 0617 + 1½" W x 2¼" H $ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM) |
TEErific Day - 0520
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2¼" W x 1" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
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Get Whale Soon - 0801
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2½" W x ¾" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
Whale - 0415 + 1¾" W x 1½" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
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Hippo - 0611
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1¾" W x 2" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
Hippo Hooray - 1010 + 1½" W x 1¾" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
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Armadillo Short - 1216 2" W x 1½" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! |
Armadillo - 0902 2" W x 1½" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
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The Dirt - 0518
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1½" W x 1" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
Temporarily
Unavailable. Sorry!
Dirt Pile - 0630 + 1¾" W x 2½" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
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Miss Your Day? - 1016 + 2¼" W x 2" H $ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM) Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! |
Silly Bird - 0916 +
1½" W x 1¾" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
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Pig - 0326 + 1¾" W x 1¾" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
Cookie Ransom -
0708
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2½" W x 2¼" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
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Carrots Your Birthday - 1015 + 2¼" W x 1¾" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! |
Carrot - 0921 + 1" W x 1½" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
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Making Angels - 1424 + 2¾" W x 2½" H $ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM) |
Dust Angels - 1217 + 2¼" W x 1½" H $ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM) Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! |
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Never Sent Flours - 1418 + 2¼" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Flour - 1417 + 2" W x 1¼" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
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Chick - 0624 + 1½" W x 2" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Little Cheeper - 1509 + 2¼" W x 1¼" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
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Without You - 1523 + 1¾" W x 1¾" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) Use also with Ballerina or Ballerina Hippo (see below) |
Flamingo
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1¼" W x 2¼" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
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| Ties
- 0103 +
2¼" W x 1¾" H $ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM) |
Only Have Ties - 1513 + 1¾" W x ¾" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
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Purse-onally - 1515 + 2¼" W x ¾" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Purse Border - 0919 + 2¾" W x 1¼" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
| Fingerprint
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¾" W x 1" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
Little Thumb Thing - 1510 + 1¾" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
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Party Raccoon -
1715
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1½" W x 2" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
Raccoon It's Your Day - 1604 + 2¼" W x ¾" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
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How Have You Bean? - 1618 1½" W x 1" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
Jelly Bean - 1620 ½" W x ¾" H $ 3.50 (M) / $2.63 (UM) |
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Flasher - 2503
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2¼" W x 2¾" H $ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)
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He's Not
Irish - 2506
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1½" W x 1¼" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)
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Long Time No Sea - 1110 + 2¾" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Seal - 0911 + 2" W x 2" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) Don't forget the Seal Stand & Beach Ball too! (Beach) |
Seal Crazy - 1317 + 1½" W x 1½" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
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Elephant - 2513
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1¾" W x 2" H $ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)
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Gray Wrinkled Thing - 1508 2" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)
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Manatee - 0416
2¼" W x 1¼" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)
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Happy Belated Birthday - 0248 + 3¼" W x ¾" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
Cow - 0914 + 2¾" W x 2" H $ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM) |
Better Late -
0806
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2½" W x 1¾" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
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Many Mower - 1201 + 2" W x ¾" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
Lawn Mower - 0711
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1¾" W x 1¾" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
Mower Love - 0710
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2½" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
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How in the Hill? -
0723
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1¾" W x 1¼" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
Ant Hill - 0718
2¾" W x 1½" H $ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM) |
Ant - 0609 + ½" W x ½" H $ 3.00 (M) / $2.25 (UM) |
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Real Fungi - 0716
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2¼" W x ½" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
Temporarily unavailable as complete set. See "Seconds" Mushrooms - 0413 + All approximately 1" W x 1¼" H / Set of 3 $ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM) |
Real Fun-Gal - 1007 + 2½" W x ¾" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
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Terribbit Day -
0513
2½" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Frog - 0127 + 1¾" W x 1½" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Time's Fun - 1112 2¼" W x 1¼" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
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Pecked for You - 1127 + 1¾" W x 1¼" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
Chickens - 0908 + All approximately 1½" W x 1¾" H / Set of 3 $ 9.75 (M) / $7.31 (UM) |
Chicken On You - 1321 + 2¾" W x ½" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
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Snail - 0104 + 1¼" W x 1½" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Express Mail -
0726
2¼" W x ½" H $ 3.50 (M) / $2.63 (UM) |
Turtle - 0135 1½" W x 1½" H $ 4.25 (M) / $3.19 (UM) |
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Owl's It Goin'? - 1305 + 2" W x ½" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
Owl - 0929 +
1½" W x 1½" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Owl Always Love You - 1310 + 1½" W x 1" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
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Phew And Far - 1322 + 3" W x ¾" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Skunk - 0924 + 2" W x 2" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
It Stinks - 1220 + 2" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
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Tanking of You - 1304 + 2¼" W x ¾" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
Tank - 1313
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2¼" W x 1¼" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
Many Tanks -
1312
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2" W x ¾" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
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Have An Ice Day - 1315 + 2" W x ¾" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Penguins - 0920 + All approximately 1" W x 1¼" H / Set of 3 $ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM) |
Ice Cube - 1406 + 1" W x 1" H $ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM) |
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Your Support - 1519 + 1¾" W x 1" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
Brassiere - 0712
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1¾" W x 1½" H $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM) |
Couple Belongs - 0721
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3¼" W x 1" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) Coordinates with Happy Anniversary (Occasions) |
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Rabbit - 0917 + 1½" W x 1¾" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
Some Bunny Sometime - 1607 + 2½" W x 1¼" H $ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM) |
Bunny
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1" W x 1" H $ 3.50 (M) / $2.63 (UM) |
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Ballerina - 1706 +
1½" W x 2¼" H $ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM) |
Tutu-ly Fun - 1521 + 1¾" W x 1" H $ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM) |
Ballerina Hippo
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2" W x 2¼" H $ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM) |
A "+" indicates that a sample is available in the gallery. Please click image for a preview.
(M) is mounted / (UM) is unmounted
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