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Funny Sayings

Note: Images shown not actual size. Please refer to stamp dimensions for actual size.

(M) is wood- mounted / (UM) is rubber on sticky cushion / (UMC) is rubber on cling cushion / (B) is bare rubber

See also, Fractured Funnies, Limerinks & Signatures

Singles

Dust Angels - 1217 +

2¼" W x 1½" H 

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! 

 

In Lieu - 1002 +

2¾" W x 1¾" H 

$ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM)

 

 

Play Doctor - 1223 +  

2¼" W x 1½" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sister's Wisdom - 1027 

2¾" W x 2" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Brother's Wisdom - 1029 

2¾" W x 2" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Mad Money - 1817

1¾" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Gardeners Soil Plants - 1011 

2½" W x 1" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Book Mark Disclaimer - 1024 +

2" W x 4½" H 

$ 9.00 (M) / $6.75 (UM)

 

Sore Loser - 1211 

2½" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Best Medicine - 4111 + NEW!

1¾" W x ½" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UMC) / $2.50 (B)

Can be paired with Tub Lady or Dirty Bird

 

Your (Sic) - 1205 

2½" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Snits Happen - 1514

2" W x ½" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Chocolate Could Buy - 1507 +

2¼" W x 1" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UMC) / $2.75 (B)

 

Stamp Hostage - 0521

2¼" W x 2" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UMC) / $3.00 (B)

 

You're Ripe! - 1529 +

2" W x 1" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Use with any fruit (Food)

 

Cherry On Top - 1714 +

1¾" W x ½" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Use with our Ice Cream Stack (Food)

 

Who Needs Anemones? - 1531 +

2¾" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Use with any of our sea creatures (Animals - Sea)

 

Fin-tastic Day - 1524 

1" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Better Late - 0806 +

2½" W x 1¾" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Spring Bloomers - 1113 +

3" W x 1½" H 

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

 

Emergency Stamping Network - 1624 +

3" W x 2" H 

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

 

Exercise Routine - 1626 +

2¾" W x 1¾" H 

$ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM)

 

Sending Because - 1603 +

2¼" W x 3" H 

$ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM)

 

 

 

 

 Ink and Drive - 1614

1¾" W x 1" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

    Over The Hill - 1615 +

1¾" W x 1" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Best Buds - 1611 +

2" W x 1½" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

 

 

 

Hugs & Fishes - 1612

1" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Bugs & Kisses - 1610 +

1" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Speedo - 1616 +

2" W x 1" H 

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

No Cracks - 2907 +

2" W x ¾" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Use with any of the "crack" people  (People)

 

Bummer! - 2927 +

1½" W x ½" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

Use with any of the "crack" people  (People)

 

Got Your Back - 2919 +

2" W x ½" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Use with any of the "crack" people  (People)

 

Time's Fun - 1112 +

2¼" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Use with "Frog" (Animals)

 

Terribbit Day - 0513

2½" W x 1" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Use with "Frog" (Animals)

 

Not Warts - 2911 +

1¾" W x 1" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Use with "Frog" (Animals)

 

 

 

 

Doubles - Use alone or together

   
Juggler - 3422 +

2" W x 1¾" H (juggler) + ¼" ball - set of 2

$ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)

 

Jester Note - 3413 +

1½" W x ½" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Jelly Good Fellow - 3410 +

2" W x 1¼" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Jelly Fish - 3405 +

1" W x 1½" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Lifeguard Stand - 3418 +

1¾" W x 3" H

$ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM)

 

Life-Saver - 3406 +

1" W x ½" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Beast Wishes - 3816 +

2" W x ½" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Monster - 1703 +

1¾" W x 2½" H 

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Beast - 3811 +

2½" W x 2½" H

$ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UMC) / $4.00 (B)

 

Beast Friends Forever - 3815 +

1½" W x 1¼" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Just Be-Caws - 3808 + 

1¾" W x ½" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

Crows - 3820 +

2¾" W x 2¼" H

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

 

Corn Basket - 3813 +

2½" W x 1¾" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Aw Shucks - 3810 +

1¾" W x 1" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Raccoon It's Your Day - 1604 +

2¼" W x ¾" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Party Raccoon - 1715 +

1½" W x 2" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Party Sheep - 3202 +

2½" W x 2¾" H

$ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UMC) / $4.00 (B)

 

4 Ewe - 3205 +

1" W x ½" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

Ewe Are Special - 3216 +

1" W x ¾" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Trophy Sheep - 3201 +

1½" W x 1¾" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Say Cheese! - 3222 +

1¾" W x 1¾" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Cheese, Louise! - 3215 +

1¼" W x ½" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

Stick Together - 3213 +

1¾" W x 1" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Porcupine - 3225 +

2½" W x 2½" H

$ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)

 

Give Peas - 0514 +

2¼" W x ¾" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

Pea Pod - 0618 +

2" W x 1½" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Golf Ball - 0617 +

1½" W x 2¼" H 

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

TEErific Day - 0520 +

2¼" W x 1" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

 

 

TEA-rific Day - 0516 +

2¼" W x 1" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Teacup - 1708 +

1¼" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

 

Gator - 4105 + NEW!

2" W x 2¼" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UMC) / $3.25 (B)

 

Crack a Smile - 4106 + NEW!

1½" W x ¾" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UMC) / $2.50 (B)

 

Eye of Beholder - 4114 + NEW!

1¾" W x ¾" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UMC) / $3.00 (B)

 

Sweat Hog - 4120 + NEW!

1¾" W x 2¾" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UMC) / $3.25 (B)

 

Chief Hambooli - 4119 + NEW!

1¾" W x 2¾" H

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)

 

Voodoo Doll - 1221 +  

2¼" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Carrot - 0921 +

1" W x 1½" H 

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

 

Carrots Your Birthday - 1015 +

2¼" W x 1¾" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny! 

 

Never Sent Flours  - 1418 +

2¼" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Flour - 1417 +

2" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Chick - 0624 +

1½" W x 2" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Little Cheeper - 1509 +

2¼" W x 1¼" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Without You - 1523 +

1¾" W x 1¾" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

Use also with Ballerina or Ballerina Hippo (see below)

 

Flamingo - 0923 +

1¼" W x 2¼" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UMC) / $3.00 (B)

 

 

Ties - 0103 +

2¼" W x 1¾" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Only Have Ties - 1513 +

1¾" W x ¾" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Purse-onally - 1515 +

2¼" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Purse Border - 0919 +

2¾" W x 1¼" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Fingerprint - 0709 +

¾" W x 1" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

Little Thumb Thing - 1510 +

1¾" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Feel Like a Nut - 3701

2¼" W x 1" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

See also "Acorn" (Autumn)

 

Squirrel - 3719 +

2" W x 1¾" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

 

Chipmunk - 3712 +

1¾" W x 2¼" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

 

Favorite Nut - 3716 +

1" W x ¾" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

See also "Acorn" (Autumn)

 

How Have You Bean? - 1618 +

1½" W x 1" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Jelly Bean - 1620

½" W x ¾" H 

$ 3.50 (M) / $2.63 (UM)

 

Flasher - 2503 +

2¼" W x 2¾" H

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

 

 

He's Not Irish - 2506 +

1½" W x 1¼" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

 

Queen - 2920 +

2½" W x 1" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Tiara - 2912 +

1½" W x 1¼" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Cowboy - 2901 +

2½" W x 2¾" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Buckaroo - 2903 +

2¼" W x ¾" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Bounce Back Soon - 2913 +

1½" W x ¾" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Rabbit's Foot - 2924 +

1¾" W x 2¾" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Wishing Well - 2905 +

2½" W x 2½" H

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

 

Wishing You Well - 2904 +

2¼" W x ¾" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Triples - Mix & Match!
Friend the Mime - 4115 NEW!

1½" W x 1¼" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UMC) / $2.75 (B)

 

Mime - 4118 + NEW!

1½" W x 3¼" H

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)

 

Be Mime - 4117 + NEW!

1¼" W x ¾" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UMC) / $2.50 (B)

 

 

 

Sand Box Dino - 3403

2¼" W x 2½" H

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

 

Hugs Sand Kisses - 3412 +

1¾" W x ¼" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Sand Castle Boy - 3402 +

2¼" W x 3" H

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

 

 

Necks to You - 2914 +

1½" W x ¾" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Giraffe - 2926 +

1½" W x 3¾" H

$ 7.00 (M) / $5.25 (UM)

 

Above & Beyond - 2915 +

1¾" W x 1" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Mushrooms - 2902 +

3" W x 2" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Real Fungi - 2908 +

1¾" W x ½" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

Real Fun-gal - 2909 +

1¾" W x ½" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

Crack Stamper - 3109

1¼" W x ¾" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Dumb Question - 3106 +

1¾" W x 1½" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Stamper's Back - 3108 +

2¼" W x 3" H

$ 8.00 (M) / $6.00 (UM)

 

Itchin' to Write - 3814 +

1½" W x 1" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Poison Ivy - 3809 +

1¾" W x 1¼" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Made From Scratch - 3812

1" W x ¾" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Long Time No Sea - 1110 +

2¾" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

 

Seal - 0911 +

2" W x 2" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

Don't forget the Seal Stand & Beach Ball too! (Beach)

 

Seal Crazy - 1317 +

1½" W x 1½" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

 

Elephant - 2513 +

1¾" W x 2" H

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

 

Gray Wrinkled Thing - 1508  +  

2" W x 1" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Manatee - 0416 +

2¼" W x 1¼" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

 

 

Get Whale Soon - 0801 +

2½" W x ¾" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Whale - 0415 +

1¾" W x 1½" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Whale Wishes - 3107 +

1¾" W x ¾" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Many Mower - 1201 +

2" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Lawn Mower - 0711 +

1¾" W x 1¾" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Mower Love - 0710 +

2½" W x 1" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Pecked for You - 1127  +

1¾" W x 1¼" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Chickens - 0908 +

All approximately 1½" W x 1¾" H  / Set of 3

$ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)

 

Chicken On You - 1321 +

2¾" W x ½" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Owl's It Goin'? - 1305 +

2" W x ½" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Owl - 0929 +

1½" W x 1½" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Owl Always Love You - 1310 +

1½" W x 1" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Phew And Far - 1322 +

3" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Skunk - 0924 +

2" W x 2" H 

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

It Stinks - 1220 +

2" W x 1" H 

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

Tanking of You - 1304 +

2¼" W x ¾" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Tank - 1313 +

2¼" W x 1¼" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

Many Tanks - 1312 +

2" W x ¾" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Have An Ice Day - 1315 +

2" W x ¾" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Penguins - 0920 +

All approximately 1" W x 1¼" H  / Set of 3

$ 10.00 (M) / $7.50 (UM)

 

Ice Cube - 1406 +

1" W x 1" H 

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

Your Support - 1519 +

1¾" W x 1" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

 

Brassiere - 0712 +

1¾" W x 1½" H

$ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UM)

 

 

Couple Belongs - 0721 +

3¼" W x 1" H

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

Coordinates with Happy Anniversary (Occasions)

 

 
The Dirt - 0518 +

1½" W x 1" H

$ 4.00 (M) / $3.00 (UM)

 

 

Dirt Pile - 0630 +

1¾" W x 2½" H

$ 6.00 (M) / $4.50 (UM)

 

 

Bigger Stocking - 3901 + NEW!

2¼" W x 1" H

 $ 5.50 (M) / $4.13 (UMC) / $2.75 (B)

Tip: Use Dirt Pile to resemble Coal

 

Rabbit - 0917 +

1½" W x 1¾" H 

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

 

Some Bunny Sometime - 1607 +

2½" W x 1¼" H 

$ 5.00 (M) / $3.75 (UM)

 

Bunny - 0116

1" W x 1" H

$ 3.50 (M) / $2.63 (UM)

 

Ballerina - 1706 +

1½" W x 2¼" H 

$ 6.50 (M) / $4.88 (UM)

Tutu-ly Fun - 1521 +

1¾" W x 1" H

$ 4.50 (M) / $3.38 (UM)

Ballerina Hippo - 1722 +

2" W x 2¼" H

$ 7.50 (M) / $5.63 (UM)

A "+" indicates that a sample is available in the gallery. Please click image for a preview.

(M) is wood- mounted / (UM) is rubber on sticky cushion / (UMC) is rubber on cling cushion / (B) is bare rubber

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