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Funny Sayings
Note: Images shown not actual size. Please refer to stamp dimensions for actual size.
(UMC) is rubber on cling cushion / (B) is bare rubber
See also, Fractured Funnies™, Limerinks™ & Signatures
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Dust Angels - 1217 + 2¼" W x 1½" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B) Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny!
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In Lieu - 1002 + 2¾" W x 1¾" H $5.50 (UMC) / $4.13 (B)
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Play Doctor - 1223 + 2¼" W x 1½" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Emergency Stamping Network - 1624 + 3" W x 2" H $5.75 (UMC) / $4.31 (B)
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Chocolate Could Buy - 1507 + 2¼" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Stamp Hostage -
0521
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2¼" W x 2" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Fin-tastic Day - 1524 + 1" W x 1¼" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Gardeners Soil Plants - 1011 2½" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Spring Bloomers - 1113 + 3" W x 1½" H $5.75 (UMC) / $4.31 (B)
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Filled With
Love - 4708
2" W x ¾" H $4.00 (UMC) / $3.00 (B)
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Best Medicine - 4111 +
1¾" W x ½" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B) Can be paired with Tub Lady or Dirty Bird
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Who Needs Anemones? - 1531 + 2¾" W x ¾" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B) Use with any of our sea creatures (Animals - Sea)
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You're Ripe! - 1529 + 2" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B) Use with any fruit (Food)
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Cherry On Top - 1714 +
1¾" W x ½" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B) Use with our Ice Cream Stack (Food)
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Over The Hill - 1615 + 1¾" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Best Buds - 1611 + 2" W x 1½" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Exercise Routine - 1626 + 2¾" W x 1¾" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Sending Because - 1603 + 2¼" W x 3" H $5.75 (UMC) / $4.31 (B)
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Hugs & Fishes - 1612 + 1" W x 1" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Bugs & Kisses - 1610 + 1" W x 1" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Brown-Noser - 4318
1½" W x ½" H $3.00 (UMC) / $2.25 (B)
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No Cracks - 2907 + 2" W x ¾" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B) Use with any of the "crack" people (People)
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Bummer! - 2927 + 1½" W x ½" H $3.00 (UMC) / $2.25 (B) Use with any of the "crack" people (People)
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Got Your Back - 2919 + 2" W x ½" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B) Use with any of the "crack" people (People)
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Time's Fun - 1112 + 2¼" W x 1¼" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B) Use with "Frog" (Animals)
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Terribbit Day -
0513
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2½" W x 1" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B) Use with "Frog" (Animals)
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Not Warts - 2911 + 1¾" W x 1" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B) Use with "Frog" (Animals)
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My World Evolves -
4214 +
1¾" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B) Use with "Caveman" (People)
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Me Love You - 4213 +
1¾" W x ¼" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B) Use with "Caveman" (People)
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Back Then - 4206 +
2" W x ¾" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B) Use with "Caveman" (People)
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the Mime - 4115 +
1½" W x 1¼" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B) Use with "Mime" (People)
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Thing To Waste
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2" W x ½" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B) Use with "Mime" (People)
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Mime - 4117 +
1¼" W x ¾" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B) Use with "Mime" (People)
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Be As Special - 4210 +
2" W x ½" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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The Road - 4508
2¼" W x 1" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Armadillo
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2½" W x 2½" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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2" W x 1¾" H (juggler) + ¼" ball - set of 2 $6.00 (UMC) / $4.50 (B)
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Jester
Note - 3413 +
1½" W x ½" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Good Fellow - 3410 +
2" W x 1¼" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Jelly
Fish - 3405 +
1" W x 1½" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Stand - 3418 +
1¾" W x 3" H $6.00 (UMC) / $4.50 (B)
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Life-Saver
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1" W x ½" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Wishes - 3816 +
2" W x ½" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Monster - 1703 + 1¾" W x 2½" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Beast - 3811 + 2½" W x 2½" H $6.50 (UMC) / $4.88 (B)
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Beast
Friends Forever - 3815 +
1½" W x 1¼" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Be-Caws - 3808 +
1¾" W x ½" H $3.00 (UMC) / $2.25 (B)
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Crows
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2¾" W x 2¼" H $6.50 (UMC) / $4.88 (B)
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Basket - 3813 +
2½" W x 1¾" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Shucks - 3810 +
1¾" W x 1" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Raccoon It's Your Day - 1604 + 2¼" W x ¾" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Party Raccoon -
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1½" W x 2" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Sheep - 3202 +
2½" W x 2¾" H $6.50 (UMC) / $4.88 (B)
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Ewe - 3205 +
1" W x ½" H $3.00 (UMC) / $2.25 (B)
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Are Special - 3216 +
1" W x ¾" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Trophy
Sheep - 3201 +
1½" W x 1¾" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Cheese! - 3222 +
1¾" W x 1¾" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Cheese,
Louise! - 3215 +
1¼" W x ½" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Stick Together - 3213 + 1¾" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Porcupine - 3225 + 2½" W x 2½" H $6.00 (UMC) / $4.50 (B)
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Flower Monster - 4917 +
2" W x 2½" H $6.50 (UMC) / $4.88 (B)
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I'd Chews You - 4910 +
1¾" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Give Peas - 0514
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2¼" W x ¾" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Pea Pod - 0618
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2" W x 1½" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Golf Ball - 0617 + 1½" W x 2¼" H $5.50 (UMC) / $4.13 (B)
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TEErific Day - 0520
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2¼" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Paws to Enjoy - 4915
2" W x ¼" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Cool Dog - 4904
3" W x 2" H $5.75 (UMC) / $4.31 (B)
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Gator - 4105
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2" W x 2¼" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Crack a Smile - 4106
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1½" W x ¾" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Eye of Beholder - 4114 +
1¾" W x ¾" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Sweat Hog - 4120 +
1¾" W x 2¾" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Carrot - 0921 + 1" W x 1½" H $3.00 (UMC) / $2.25 (B)
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Carrots Your Birthday - 1015 + 2¼" W x 1¾" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B) Ink bottom separately for a Fractured Funny!
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Never Sent Flours - 1418 + 2¼" W x 1" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B) |
Flour - 1417 + 2" W x 1¼" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Chick - 0624 + 1½" W x 2" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Little Cheeper - 1509 + 2¼" W x 1¼" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Without You - 1523 + 1¾" W x 1¾" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B) Use also with Ballerina or Ballerina Hippo (see below)
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Flamingo
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1¼" W x 2¼" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Ties - 0103 + 2¼" W x 1¾" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Only Have Ties - 1513 + 1¾" W x ¾" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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¾" W x 1" H $3.00 (UMC) / $2.25 (B)
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Little Thumb Thing - 1510 + 1¾" W x 1" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Feel Like a Nut - 3701
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2¼" W x 1" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B) See also "Acorn" (Autumn)
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Squirrel
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2" W x 1¾" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Flasher - 2503
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2¼" W x 2¾" H $6.00 (UMC) / $4.50 (B)
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He's Not
Irish - 2506
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1½" W x 1¼" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Queen - 2920 + 2½" W x 1" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Tiara - 2912 + 1½" W x 1¼" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Cowboy - 2901 + 2½" W x 2¾" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Buckaroo - 2903 + 2¼" W x ¾" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Bounce Back Soon - 2913 + 1½" W x ¾" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Rabbit's Foot - 2924 + 1¾" W x 2¾" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Possum - 4211 +
2" W x 2¼" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Kick Up Your Heels -
4203 +
2" W x ½" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Little Behind - 4204
2¼" W x ¼" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Baby Got Back - 3224 +
1¾" W x 1¾" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Brassiere - 0712
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1¾" W x 1½" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Your Support - 1519 + 1¾" W x 1" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Tutu-ly Fun - 1521 + 1¾" W x 1" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Ballerina Hippo - 1722 + 2" W x 2¼" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B) |
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Send - 4515
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2" W x ¾" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Otter
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1½" W x 2½" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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It's
An Otter - 4509 +
2¼" W x ½" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Chipmunk - 3712 +
1¾" W x 2¼" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Chipmunk
Blessing - 4215 +
2½" W x 1½" H $5.50 (UMC) / $4.13 (B)
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Favorite Nut - 3716 +
1" W x ¾" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B) See also "Acorn" (Autumn)
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Snowflake Tiny
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½" W x ½" H $2.50 (UMC) / $1.88 (B)
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Flaked - 4707 +
2" W x ½" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Snowflake -
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1¼" W x 1¼" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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My Cup of Tea -
4705 +
1½" W x ¾" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Teacup
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2" W x 1¼" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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TEA-rific Day -
0516
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2¼" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Box Dino - 3403 +
2¼" W x 2½" H $6.50 (UMC) / $4.88 (B)
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Hugs
Sand Kisses - 3412 +
1¾" W x ¼" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Castle Boy - 3402 +
2¼" W x 3" H $6.50 (UMC) / $4.88 (B)
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Necks to You - 2914 + 1½" W x ¾" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Giraffe - 2926 + 1½" W x 3¾" H $5.75 (UMC) / $4.31 (B)
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Above & Beyond - 2915 + 1¾" W x 1" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Mushrooms - 2902 + 3" W x 2" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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Real Fungi - 2908 + 1¾" W x ½" H $3.00 (UMC) / $2.25 (B)
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Real Fun-gal - 2909 + 1¾" W x ½" H $3.00 (UMC) / $2.25 (B)
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Crack Stamper - 3109 1¼" W x ¾" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Dumb Question - 3106 + 1¾" W x 1½" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Stamper's Back - 3108 + 2¼" W x 3" H $6.50 (UMC) / $4.88 (B)
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Itchin' to Write - 3814 +
1½" W x 1" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Poison Ivy - 3809 +
1¾" W x 1¼" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Made From Scratch - 3812
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1" W x ¾" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Elephant - 2513
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1¾" W x 2" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Gray Wrinkled Thing - 1508 + 2" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Manatee - 0416
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2¼" W x 1¼" H $4.50 (UMC) / $3.38 (B)
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Get Whale Soon - 0801
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2½" W x ¾" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Whale - 0415 + 1¾" W x 1½" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Whale Wishes - 3107 + 1¾" W x ¾" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Many Mower - 1201 + 2" W x ¾" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Lawn Mower - 0711
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1¾" W x 1¾" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Mower Love - 0710
2½" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Pecked for You - 1127 + 1¾" W x 1¼" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Chickens - 0908 + All approximately 1½" W x 1¾" H / Set of 3 $7.50 (UMC) / $5.63 (B)
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Chicken On You - 1321 + 2¾" W x ½" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Owl's It Goin'? - 1305 + 2" W x ½" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Owl - 0929 + 1½" W x 1½" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Owl Always Love You - 1310 + 1½" W x 1" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Phew And Far - 1322 + 3" W x ¾" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Skunk - 0924 + 2" W x 2" H $5.25 (UMC) / $3.94 (B)
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It Stinks - 1220 + 2" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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Tanking of You - 1304 + 2¼" W x ¾" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Tank - 1313
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2¼" W x 1¼" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Many Tanks -
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2" W x ¾" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Have An Ice Day - 1315 + 2" W x ¾" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Penguins - 0920 + All approximately 1" W x 1¼" H / Set of 3 $7.50 (UMC) / $5.63 (B)
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Ice Cube - 1406 + 1" W x 1" H $3.00 (UMC) / $2.25 (B)
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The Dirt - 0518
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1½" W x 1" H $3.00 (UMC) / $2.25 (B)
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Dirt Pile - 0630 + 1¾" W x 2½" H $5.00 (UMC) / $3.75 (B)
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Bigger Stocking - 3901 + 2¼" W x 1" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B) Tip: Use Dirt Pile to resemble Coal |
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Spy - 4909
1½" W x 2¾" H $5.75 (UMC) / $4.31 (B)
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How Old? - 4913
2¼" W x ¼" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Top Secret - 4907
1¾" W x ½" H $3.75 (UMC) / $2.81 (B)
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Happy Newt Year - 4914
2¼" W x ¼" H $3.50 (UMC) / $2.63 (B)
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Newt - 4918
1¾" W x 2¼" H $5.75 (UMC) / $4.31 (B)
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In With the Newt - 4908
1¾0" W x ½" H $4.25 (UMC) / $3.19 (B)
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